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THE TRUE ADAM AND EVE
G-d wakes Adam from a deep sleep. "Adam, while you were asleep I made a woman for you".
Adam says "What's a woman?"
So, G-d explains what a woman is.
"Adam, there is a path over there and I..."
Adam says "What's a path?" So, G-d shows him the path and how to follow it.
"At the end of the path, Adam is a cave...."
Adam says, "What's a cave?"
So, G-d explains what a cave is.
"When you get to the cave you can go in and have relations with your new wife Eve".
Adam asks "What are relations?'
God explains what relations are and this seems to make Adam very happy.
Adam goes into the cave and reemerges only moments later. "What now, Adam?" asks G-d. Adam looks at G-d and asks "What's a headache?"
G-d wakes Adam from a deep sleep. "Adam, while you were asleep I made a woman for you".
Adam says "What's a woman?"
So, G-d explains what a woman is.
"Adam, there is a path over there and I..."
Adam says "What's a path?" So, G-d shows him the path and how to follow it.
"At the end of the path, Adam is a cave...."
Adam says, "What's a cave?"
So, G-d explains what a cave is.
"When you get to the cave you can go in and have relations with your new wife Eve".
Adam asks "What are relations?'
God explains what relations are and this seems to make Adam very happy.
Adam goes into the cave and reemerges only moments later. "What now, Adam?" asks G-d. Adam looks at G-d and asks "What's a headache?"
