[Luckyus]

The Talking Centipede​

A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.


So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.


So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."


But there was no answer
from his new pet.


This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"


But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.


The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.


This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go
to church with me
and learn about God?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....


This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,
"I heard you the first f*cking time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"

 

[roderickg@aussiebroadband]

Why does there have to be a swear in it?

 

[MHM]

Why does there have to be a swear in it?

Adds to the emphasis, but if you don't get it Rod, don't worry. you can enjoy the joke anyway.

 

[Christinepregnell]

The Talking Centipede​

A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.


So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.


So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."


But there was no answer
from his new pet.


This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"


But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.


The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.


This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go
to church with me
and learn about God?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....


This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,
"I heard you the first f*cking time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"

Great one

 

[Luckyus]

Why does there have to be a swear in it?

Your lucky I only used one for emphasise

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Talking Centipede​

A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.


So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.


So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."


But there was no answer
from his new pet.


This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"


But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.


The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.


This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go
to church with me
and learn about God?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....


This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,
"I heard you the first f*cking time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"

Lol, what a stupid Joke!!! Hahaha.

 

[Luckyus]

Lol, what a stupid Joke!!! Hahaha.

A lot of jokes are either daft or stup, but as long as they make you smile or better still laugh.

 

[sonlocks]

A waste of time

 

[Emma Chisit.]

Well I thought it was funny, got a laugh out of me.

 

[Barbara V]

The Talking Centipede​

A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.


So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.


So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."


But there was no answer
from his new pet.


This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"


But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.


The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.


This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go
to church with me
and learn about God?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....


This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,
"I heard you the first f*cking time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"

Oh yes ,that tickles my fancy

 

[OldJim]

Why does there have to be a swear in it?

When a centipede swears at you, you know s/he is pissed off.

 

[Viellarde]

The Talking Centipede​

A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.


So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.


After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to church with him.


So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go
to church with me today?
We will have a good time."


But there was no answer
from his new pet.


This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
to church with me
and receive blessings?"


But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.


The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.


This time he
put his face up against
the centipede's house and shouted,
"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go
to church with me
and learn about God?"

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....


This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,
"I heard you the first f*cking time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"

How do a boy and a girl centipedes walk together? They go arm in arm, arm in....