[mOiOz]

THE START OF THE 'WOKES'​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we come to the new sick joke section so beware.

What' green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit.

 

[Brody]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we come to the new sick joke section so beware.

What' green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit.

Yuk Dennis

 

[Gunpark]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we come to the new sick joke section so beware.

What' green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit.

You have tried it, I presume?

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we come to the new sick joke section so beware.

What' green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit.

Yuck!

 

[Reet]

On a transatlantic flight an elderly man found himself seated next to a Baptist minister. Since the flight had been delayed at take off, the crew announced that by way of apology, all passengers would receive complimentary drinks.
When the pretty young flight attendant came round with the drinks trolley the old man asked for a gin and tonic. She then asked the Baptist minister what he would like to drink.
"I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol" he raged.
"I'm terribly sorry," said the old man, handing back his drink to the attendant. "I did't realise there was a choicw."

 

[Veggiepatch]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Today we come to the new sick joke section so beware.

What' green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit.

What's yellow and sticky and hangs from banana trees? Monkey vomit.

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds? The Coming of the Lord.

What's white and sticky and hangs from piano keys? Billy Fields' "Bad Habits".

And I don't care if you god botherers are upset at the second riddle.

 

[Luckyus]

What's yellow and sticky and hangs from banana trees? Monkey vomit.

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds? The Coming of the Lord.

What's white and sticky and hangs from piano keys? Billy Fields' "Bad Habits".

And I don't care if you god botherers are upset at the second riddle.

What's white and slithers across the floor?
Come Dancing.

 

[Ivory]

On a transatlantic flight an elderly man found himself seated next to a Baptist minister. Since the flight had been delayed at take off, the crew announced that by way of apology, all passengers would receive complimentary drinks.
When the pretty young flight attendant came round with the drinks trolley the old man asked for a gin and tonic. She then asked the Baptist minister what he would like to drink.
"I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol" he raged.
"I'm terribly sorry," said the old man, handing back his drink to the attendant. "I did't realise there was a choicw."

Isn’t there an option for both?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Isn’t there an option for both?

Depends how ugly she is!

*Time to duck the incoming rolling pin*

 

[Luckyus]

Depends how ugly she is!

*Time to duck the incoming rolling pin*

"Depends" on which airline?

 

[Ivory]

What's yellow and sticky and hangs from banana trees? Monkey vomit.

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds? The Coming of the Lord.

What's white and sticky and hangs from piano keys? Billy Fields' "Bad Habits".

And I don't care if you god botherers are upset at the second riddle.

Absolutely bloody brilliant. The best laugh I’ve had this year

 

[Veggiepatch]

"Depends" on which airline?

Depends or Tena....

Tena is better looking....