The Simple Solution
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties
while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy:
"Man, you look tired."
His buddy says, "Man I'm exhausted.
My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about age 70, sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard
the conversation. He looked over at the two young men
and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her.
That'll put a stop to that crap."