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The Shooting
A woman heavily pregnant with twins gets shot twice in the stomach...
The woman survives and so do the babies, she eventually gives birth to a boy and a girl.many years later the girl came running up to her mum "Mummy mummy, I was having a wee and a bullet came out" the mum told her not to worry and explained what happened.
She then sees her son with his head in his hands crying his eyes out, she goes up to him and asks "let me guess you was having a wee and a bullet came out" he replies "No mum it's much worse than that, I was having a wank and I shot the dog!"
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