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the Shepherds
Farmer Gwillam and his son Dai, up in the remote hills of Wales were sat on a wall, having a fag and chatting about the sheep in the field below.
Bob, the sheepdog was laid down, dozing, in front of them. Suddenly, he woke up, lifted a back leg and started, with his long tongue, to wash his bits and pieces. It was soon apparent that he was enjoying himself.
Dai turned to his father and said, "Gee Dad, I wish I could do that."
Gwillam looked at his son for a second or two, eyebrows raised, then replied,
"Ok son but hold his head tight!"