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Veggiepatch

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The Sex Shop

An ordinary fella walks into an adult store, strolls up to the counter and asks the sales dude "I'm after an inflatable doll. What have you got?"

The sales dude replies "Well.... we've got this Oriental one on special for $25".

The ordinary guy says "Yeah.... what else?"

"There's the Swedish model for $30. Very popular".

"Oh and we have the top of range Muslim Girl for $250."

"What!!!" screams the ordinary guy. "Why so dear?"

The sales dude says "It's the only one in our range that blows itself up!"
 

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