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THE SCREW

During the Halcyon days of the early 1960s, Sammy goes to pick up his date, Marcy. Her father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Sammy what they're planning to do on the date.

Sammy politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Marcy’s father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Sammy is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" Responds Sammy.
Oh yes, Marcy really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
Marcy comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Marcy rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"
 

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