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The Salesman
A salesman knocks on little Benny’s front door and the conversation goes:
Salesman: Can I see your dad?
Benny: No, he’s in the shower.
Salesman: What about your mum?
Benny: She’s in the shower too.
Salesman: Do you think they’ll be coming out soon?
Benny: No. My dad asked me for Vaseline but instead,
I gave him super glue.