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The Saacked Blonde

A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day.


A few days later, she came to a man who needed someone. “I’m here for the paint job”, the blonde said eagerly. “Alright. Take this paint and brush, and go paint my backyard porch”, replied the man.

The blonde immediately started painting. After she was done, she decided to do a second coat. When she was finished, she went to the man to get her pay.


“I finished it, and did a second coating too! By the way, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a new BMW”.
 
I'm offended, I have 4 attractive blonde daughters who are all very smart.
You chose to single me out as offending you based on your daughters, of which, no one here knew you had, I'm happy for you. If you hadn't noticed this is a page that has a JOKE on it and a number of people have run with it, consequently it becomes a "RUNNING JOKE."
My mother was blonde and highly intelligent, my step-father was an accomplished artist who taught me to appreciate not only the male form but also the female form IN ART.
For a number of years now I have not been able to draw or paint at all because I no longer have a steady hand.
SO, perhaps your offence should have been directed to the person who posted the the "Blonde joke" in the first place at the TOP of the page. If you find a lot of the jokes and their run offs offending, don't bother reading them, that is, bypass them altogether and you wont be offended.
 
You chose to single me out as offending you based on your daughters, of which, no one here knew you had, I'm happy for you. If you hadn't noticed this is a page that has a JOKE on it and a number of people have run with it, consequently it becomes a "RUNNING JOKE."
My mother was blonde and highly intelligent, my step-father was an accomplished artist who taught me to appreciate not only the male form but also the female form IN ART.
For a number of years now I have not been able to draw or paint at all because I no longer have a steady hand.
SO, perhaps your offence should have been directed to the person who posted the the "Blonde joke" in the first place at the TOP of the page. If you find a lot of the jokes and their run offs offending, don't bother reading them, that is, bypass them altogether and you wont be offended.
Ther's a saying for those without humour; Fuck em all bar six, use them as pallbearers, then they can fuck themselves.
 
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You chose to single me out as offending you based on your daughters, of which, no one here knew you had, I'm happy for you. If you hadn't noticed this is a page that has a JOKE on it and a number of people have run with it, consequently it becomes a "RUNNING JOKE."
My mother was blonde and highly intelligent, my step-father was an accomplished artist who taught me to appreciate not only the male form but also the female form IN ART.
For a number of years now I have not been able to draw or paint at all because I no longer have a steady hand.
SO, perhaps your offence should have been directed to the person who posted the the "Blonde joke" in the first place at the TOP of the page. If you find a lot of the jokes and their run offs offending, don't bother reading them, that is, bypass them altogether and you wont be offended.
The Joke is on you. As you couldn't see the smile on my face. I am a joke teller in my community and have told this joke more than once in the ten years that I have been active. Don't worry be happy.
 
The Joke is on you. As you couldn't see the smile on my face. I am a joke teller in my community and have told this joke more than once in the ten years that I have been active. Don't worry be happy.
So why the fuck were you offended? If you're smiling or think it is funny put an emoji there or piss off prick.
 

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