[Cheb]

The Restaurant​

A man had just opened a restaurant, but he couldn't think of a name.
So, he decided to name it after the third person that walks in.
The third person walks in and the guy asked for her name.
She said, "Jill. Well Jill, you have nice legs."
So, the guy named the restaurant, " Jill's Legs."
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A week later a drunk was laying on the sidewalk outside the restaurant,
when a police officer asked him what he was doing.
He replied, "I'm waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a bite to eat."

 

[Gazman]

A man had just opened a restaurant, but he couldn't think of a name.
So, he decided to name it after the third person that walks in.
The third person walks in and the guy asked for her name.
She said, "Jill. Well Jill, you have nice legs."
So, the guy named the restaurant, " Jill's Legs."
.............................................
A week later a drunk was laying on the sidewalk outside the restaurant,
when a police officer asked him what he was doing.
He replied, "I'm waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a bite to eat."

Not bad for a Sunday or any day actually. lmao

 

[Helenjkunert]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant ……He worked it out with a pencil. Baa Boom!

 

[Big G]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant ……He worked it out with a pencil. Baa Boom!

Lots of variations on that theme. Kaaboom

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A man had just opened a restaurant, but he couldn't think of a name.
So, he decided to name it after the third person that walks in.
The third person walks in and the guy asked for her name.
She said, "Jill. Well Jill, you have nice legs."
So, the guy named the restaurant, " Jill's Legs."
.............................................
A week later a drunk was laying on the sidewalk outside the restaurant,
when a police officer asked him what he was doing.
He replied, "I'm waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a bite to eat."

Lol Good one Cheb Legs to open so I can have a lick Lol

 

[Ezzy]

A man had just opened a restaurant, but he couldn't think of a name.
So, he decided to name it after the third person that walks in.
The third person walks in and the guy asked for her name.
She said, "Jill. Well Jill, you have nice legs."
So, the guy named the restaurant, " Jill's Legs."
.............................................
A week later a drunk was laying on the sidewalk outside the restaurant,
when a police officer asked him what he was doing.
He replied, "I'm waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a bite to eat."

Nicely done. Not sure what the policeman thought. hahaha.