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The Psychopath
Arty , who is a complete murdering psychopath has just escaped from the local mental institute.
He meets up with his old mate Boris, another complete and utter loony.
Boris says "Go into that shop and kill 3 people and I will give you a quid."
So Arty takes the quid off Boris and he goes into the shop, saliva dribbling everywhere.
He grabs a woman and strangles her to death.
He grabs a man strangles him to death.
He grabs the store manager and strangles him to death.
Anyway the police turn up tazer him and lock him back up in the mental institute.
The headline in the newspaper the next day was,
ARTICHOKES 3 FOR A POUND AT TESCO'S.
