[BigBadfOzDave]

THE PRIEST & THE PROSTITUTE​

A priest walked walked through a plaza one day, and saw a prostitute who was standing there trying to sell her services.
The priest felt troubled by what he saw, and he prayed to God to help the prostitute find a better way of life.

The next day, the priest walked through the same plaza and again saw the prostitute standing there. He walked up to her and said, “I want to let you know, I stayed up a long time last night praying for you."

The prostitute looked at the priest, very confused.

“Father, why on earth did you stay up praying for me? All you had to do was call me!”

 

[Wandiwa]

Q: Why are prostitutes like a warm toilet seat?
A: It's a lovely feeling, but you wonder who was there before you.