[Skipton]

The Price Of Vegies Is Murder!​

Artie worked in a grocery store
One day two men each wanted to buy a cauliflower at $3:00 but only wanted to pay $2:00
Artie told them the cauliflowers were $3:00 not $2:00
The men argued about the price and the argument got very
heated to the point where it broke out into a fight.
Artie, by this time, has had enough and his temper got the better of him.
He grabs the first one by the throat and strangles the life out of him.
He then grabs the other man and does the same to him.
Next day the store was packed with shoppers.
They had read the morning paper with headlines
ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR $1:00

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Price Of Vegies Is Murder!​

Artie worked in a grocery store
One day two men each wanted to buy a cauliflower at $3:00 but only wanted to pay $2:00
Artie told them the cauliflowers were $3:00 not $2:00
The men argued about the price and the argument got very
heated to the point where it broke out into a fight.
Artie, by this time, has had enough and his temper got the better of him.
He grabs the first one by the throat and strangles the life out of him.
He then grabs the other man and does the same to him.
Next day the store was packed with shoppers.
They had read the morning paper with headlines
ARTIE CHOKES 2 FOR $1:00

Better that than being known as the Cauliflower Strangler