[Skipton]

The Posh Breakfast​

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter
one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them
so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, grilled bacon that has been left out, so it gets a bit on the cold side,
burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife,
butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter.
"It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand --
that's what I got yesterday!"

 

[Big M]

The Posh Breakfast​

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter
one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them
so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, grilled bacon that has been left out, so it gets a bit on the cold side,
burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife,
butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter.
"It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand --
that's what I got yesterday!"

So obvious!

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Posh Breakfast​

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter
one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them
so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, grilled bacon that has been left out, so it gets a bit on the cold side,
burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife,
butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter.
"It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand --
that's what I got yesterday!"

Lol, so the Chief can accommodate his order, and the guest likes what he got last time Hahaha.

 

[Noon]

The Posh Breakfast​

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter
one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them
so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, grilled bacon that has been left out, so it gets a bit on the cold side,
burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife,
butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter.
"It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand --
that's what I got yesterday!"