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The Popes alliance with the catholic church.
Sorry if this offends,,
It isn't meant to, rather make you laugh & think.
Arnotts biscuits asks thier head sales rep to organise a meeting with the pope to change the lords prayer. As a great company player he does so.
At the meeting the sales rep says to the pope that arnotts biscuits are prepared to donate to the catholic church 500 million dollars to change the lords prayer from give us our daily bread to give us our daily biscuit.
The pope said i can't do that, it's the lords prayer, i can't change it just like that. The sales rep said that they expected that he would say that, so i have been given special power to offer the catholic church one billion dollars to change the lords prayer from give us our daily bread to give us our daily biscuit. Once again the pope says, i can't just do that, it's the lords prayer. I will have to go back & organise a meeting with the cardinals & let you know.
So with that the pope goes back to Rome & organises a meeting with the cardinals & tells them that there is some good news & some bad news. The cardinals say that he had better tell us the good news first. The pope say that the catholic church is about to come into a 1 billion dollar donation. The cardinals all clap & laugh. The cardinals then ask whats the bad news? The pope then says the bad news is that we are about to loose the Tip Top account.
Enjoy your biscuit tomorrow morning
