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The Plane Crash
A plane develops an engine fault with five passengers on board: Anthony Albanese, Rishi Snak, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a schoolboy aged ten. The plane is about to crash but there are only four parachutes.
Albanese says, “I need one. I’m the smartest man in Australia and am needed to sort out the problems of the World and then my country Australia!” He grabs one and jumps.
Rishi says, “I’m needed to sort out Brexit and Britain.” He takes another and jumps.
The Pope shouts, “I need one for the Catholic Church!” He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten-year-old: "Young man, you can have the last parachute. I just travel the world giving lectures, I've lived my life and yours is only just beginning."
The boy replies:
"Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in Australia took my schoolbag."
