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The Pitch!

Salesman: ''This sofa will seat five people
without any problems.''
I said, '' Where am I going to find five

people without any problems?''
 
The Pitch!

Salesman: ''This sofa will seat five people
without any problems.''
I said, '' Where am I going to find five

people without any problems?''
lol, good one
 
I want to know where can I find 5 people. I might have to buy the sofa so I can get some friends 😂
 
I want to know where can I find 5 people. I might have to buy the sofa so I can get some friends 😂
Put a phone next to your sofa so you can 'phone a friend'
 
The Pitch!

Salesman: ''This sofa will seat five people
without any problems.''
I said, '' Where am I going to find five

people without any problems?''
love your jokes.
 
The Pitch!

Salesman: ''This sofa will seat five people
without any problems.''
I said, '' Where am I going to find five

people without any problems?''
good one,jokes are all I virtually read as the newsletter is getting a bit boring
 
good one,jokes are all I virtually read as the newsletter is getting a bit boring
maybe the SDC should encourage more people to tell jokes then. 🤔😉
 
I keep being told these are hilarious jokes - please publish one
 
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I keep being told these are hilarious jokes - please publish one
Keep reading them. Am sure that there will be something that will give you a chuckle 😊
 
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Yes that would be good!!!!!
Keep reading them. Am sure that there will be something that will give you a chuckle 😊
 
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Keep reading them. Am sure that there will be something that will give you a chuckle 😊
They have got worse lately - used to have better ones - will keep hoping!
 
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They have got worse lately - used to have better ones - will keep hoping!
You can always go to Facebook for a great laugh I do I go backwards and forwards.😁
 
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