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The Pick Up.
An Italian guy is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favourite bar,
he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it.
After they are done the Italian sits back pleased.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her,
“So… you finish?” After a slight pause. She replies,
“No.” Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette,
rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again,
this time lasting even longer than the first.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says
“No.” Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride,
he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up,
he barely manages to end the task, but he does,
after quite some time and energy is spent. Barely able to roll over,
he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and then asks tiredly,
“So…..please.... you FINISH?”
“No no, I’m Swedish!” Says the blonde.
