[Luckyus]

The Phone Call​

Sue phones her husband at work,​

” Dan, do you have time for a chat?”​

“Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.”​

“But this won’t take long,” Sue says,​

“I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.”​

“I really haven’t the time,” says Dan, “so just quickly tell me the good news.”​

“Oh, all right then, the good news is that the airbag on your brand new Mercedes works very well.”​

 

[Wandiwa]

Similiar joke.
Wife: Honey the car won't start its got water in the carburettor.
Husband: You know nothing about cars, how did you work out its got water in the carburettor?
Wife: The cars in the river!

 

[Luckyus]

Similiar joke.
Wife: Honey the car won't start its got water in the carburettor.
Husband: You know nothing about cars, how did you work out its got water in the carburettor?
Wife: The cars in the river!

Proves my point.