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The Perils of Drink.
A drunk man was staggering down the street holding a key, when a policeman stopped him, the drunk
complained "They stole my car it was right here on the end of my key", the officer replied, Ok but more
importantly "Did you know your penis is hanging out?", The drunk shook his head and exclaimed,
"Well Damn, they stole my girlfriend too".