...something different and placed them on the table, wondering if we would all agree on one of them.
 
Someone then said "Hands up who wants to play............
 
Ping pong or ........
 
How about a game of cards?
 
Yes, let's play canasta.
 
And so a lovely afternoon was spent by us all until ......
 
the lights flickered, power went off and there was an eerie silence.
 
We sat there for what seemed hours, when suddenly .........
 
There was a very loud bang, what could that be, something blew up?
 
We made our way along the corridor to find that the door of the cabin where we heard the guttural sounds earlier was now a pile of dust and the cabin was empty.
 
Oh dear, here we go again, better grab some torches and .......
 
salvage anything we can whilst making our way ......
 
Along in the dim light and humid atmosphere we suddenly
 
Met the Captiain of the ship who was looking for .........
 
The passengers to see if we were alright and to tell us what has gone wrong.......
 
The Captain explained that the noises we heard earlier were in fact oak door termites which are very loud and explode when they have eaten their fill, and that is exactly what happened!
 
Really, is that what really happened, I find that hard to believe but oh well, what do we do now.....
 
Keep away from the termites and hop on the tender to visit a nearby ......
 
Islands to see the sights......
 
Are we in a tropical location?
 

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