[Cheb]

THE OLD SAILOR​

An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads
for the docks, once more, for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks,
"How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor,
you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back"

 

[Jarred Santos]

THE OLD SAILOR​

An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads
for the docks, once more, for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks,
"How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor,
you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back"

She sure was knot having a great time