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The Old Mariner (Very NON-PC Bound to Upset Some)
There was an old sea captain was desperate to get married. Not any wife... he wanted a virgin. Could never find one ... every.
Finally he went up to the local orphanage and spoke to the Mother Superior.
Told his plight and was willing to pay and give a hefty donation to the orphanage.
So, it was all agreed and they gave him the little six year old. Sweet, cute child. No nonsense.
Not an old pervert. He never touched the little girl. He never let the girl ever go ashore.
Twelve years went by... his sixteenth birthday! He took the girl up the Registrar and married her.
Little party in the cabin and that night went to in the bunk. Undressed he said gently to the girl,
"Don't worry about if it is a little dry for the first time."
She said , "Oh, why don't you just spit on it. Just like the sailors do."
