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The Old Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a well earned beer.
A young woman sat down next to him turned to the cowboy and said 'are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts,working cows,going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, baling hay,cleaning my barn, driving tractors and feeding my dogs so I guess I am a cowboy'.
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. when I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat.It seems that everything makes me think of women'.
The two sat drinking in silence.
A little later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked him 'Are you a real cowboy ?'
He replied 'I always thought I was but I just found out that I'm a lesbian'.
