[SirExton]

The Nuns have it​

A nun in the full regalia of the Habit, is a nursing sister. Who is driving an estate car, going to see a patient on the other side of town, when she runs out of petrol. She is a block away from the petrol station and walks there, on arrival she asks the attendant can she borrow a petrol can to go fill up her car? The Attendant says “Sorry a guy came in 5 minutes ago taking the only can we have and won’t be back for an hour, as he broke down in the country”. The Nun walks back to her car and is rummaging around in the back for something big enough, to fill the car with enough petrol to get back to the petrol station, to fill up properly? She finds a bed pan and walks back for petrol, then is walking back carrying the bed pan very carefully. By this time a truck with two council workers pulls up on the other side of the road, by the park to have their lunches. On watching the Nun walk up to the car with the bed pan and proceeding to pour the contents into the petrol tank. The driver of the truck say’s to his work colleague “ I am not a religious man, but if that car starts, I am going to church on Sunday!!”

 

[SirExton]

A young beautiful 19 year old nun Sister Mary, wakes up and gets up out of bed, gets dressed and is walking to the kitchen dining hall for breakfast. As she passes sister Theresa, sister Theresa says "I see you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning!" Sister Mary carries on walking and passes Sister Elizabeth who says the same thing "you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!"

Sister Mary is furious and walks straight into the mother superior's office and says first "Please don't tell me, I got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!" Mother superior says "I was not going to say anything of the sort!" "I was going to ask, why are you wearing the Bishop's red shoe slippers?"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Wrong side, wrong bed, wrong religion... wrong everything, really