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The Nunnery.
It’s time to redecorate the nunnery and Mother Superior is feeling overwhelmed with supervising all the various contractors. Wanting to save some money, she tasks the 2 newest novitiates with painting the cloister...
The young nuns are inexperienced painters, and they paint slowly and carefully, concerned about getting paint on their habits.
Mother Superior comes to check on them and is dismayed to find by the end of the day they’ve barely painted one wall.
“You’ll need to paint faster ladies, we’re planning to install the carpet tomorrow!”, she hisses as she stomps off to oversee the new cabinets.
One of the novitiates looks at the other and says, “What if we just took off our habits? Then we could paint much more quickly without sullying our holy garments.”
The other nun agrees. They lock the door, take off their habits and undergarments and begin to paint.
The painting is indeed much faster without their restrictive clothing, and the nuns are happy to be making such good progress.
Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Looking worriedly at each other, the nuns nervously ask, “Who is it?”
A haggard voice replies, “It’s me...the blind guy.”
The novitiates wordlessly shrug at one another and unlock the door. After all, it is their duty to provide charity to the poor and downtrodden.
The door opens and the blind man stumbles in.
“Nice tits. Where do you want the blinds?”
