[Skipton]

The New Waitress​

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs
sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the
flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs
sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the
flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

HAHAHAHA! Wonderful joke.

 

[Mistydolphin1]

Love it, original, have never heard that one before,

 

[maurena]

Good Trucker speaks Ozzie well

 

[mOiOz]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs
sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the
flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

...and a can of oil to wash it down!

 

[Yvonne C.]

At last! a blonde joke where the blonde wins!

 

[margie]

 

[Iggydi]

That was a good one.

 

[Marj53]

Funny enjoyed that one

 

[Singomate]

Thats a pearler (aussie slang)

 

[Marcug]

What a laugh.haha