[Cheb]

THE NEW GOLF BALL​

 

[Ringrose]

There is a girl who doesn't know how to swing a golf club who keeps buying them I'm not sure if if I want to know but she does

 

[Dennis]

THE NEW GOLF BALL​

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Dennis R's Morning Punt. What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste, and a soul that cannot die.? A shoe.

 

[Stokr]

Shoe

 

[BridgewaterMike]

THE NEW GOLF BALL​

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Two men playing golf and one says "I a playing a new type of golf ball. It is marvellous. For instance if it goes in the rough it will roll itself on to the fairway. If it goes into the water it floats and spins itself back to the edge and if by any chance it get's stuck in a tree it will bounce itself back onto the fairway. It absolutely impossible to loose". His mate says "That's amazing, where did you get it from"? "I found it"'

 

[WADuck]

Two men playing golf and one says "I a playing a new type of golf ball. It is marvellous. For instance if it goes in the rough it will roll itself on to the fairway. If it goes into the water it floats and spins itself back to the edge and if by any chance it get's stuck in a tree it will bounce itself back onto the fairway. It absolutely impossible to loose". His mate says "That's amazing, where did you get it from"? "I found it"'

Loose??? you surely mean lose.

 

[Hrynpa]

THE NEW GOLF BALL​

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[gordon1940]

Two Golfers at the “ 19th hole”. One asked the other how he played today.Reply Bloody awful, worst round ever. Why asks other Golfer? Well I played with Fred and he had a massive heart attack when teeing off at the first hole and died. Other golfer stated well no wonder you played badly. Yes he replied bloody awful…hit a ball…drag Fred….hit another ball….drag Fred!

 

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