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The Negatives
Halfway through my shift at Ted's Cameras, a bloke came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them over. "Would you like the negatives?" I asked. "Yes please," he said sheepishly. Ok I said, "Your wife's got saggy tits and a fat arse."
