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The Necessities Of Life!
A woman was walking down the street when she was
Accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby looking,
homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars
And asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy
Some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the
Money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner
With my husband and I tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
Be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
And I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for
Him to see what a woman looks like after she has given
Up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
