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The Mysterious Smiles
Three new corpses are delivered to the morgue one day, each with a smile on their face.
The mortician examines each of them and says who they are and their cause of death.
" First body, Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face.
Second body, Irishman, aged 30, won a thousand euros in the lottery, spent it all on whiskey, and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile on his face ".
The inspector then asks, " What about the third body ?"
The mortician says, " Ah, this is perhaps the most interesting of all. This is Justin, aged 25, a flat-earther. He was struck by lightning ".
" Why's he smiling, then ?"
" He thought he was getting his picture taken ".
