[Cheb]

The Mother-In-Law​

A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were on holiday in the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The Undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000, or they could have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home for $5000.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried, here in the Holy Land and spend only $150."

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Mother-In-Law​

A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were on vacation in the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The Undertaker told them you can have her shipped home for $5000,
or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home for $5000.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your
mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried,
here in the Holy Land and spend only $150."
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here
and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance!"

LOL had me laughing a lot

 

[Dennis]

Why do mothers in law always get ridiculed, mine was fantastic.
Dennis R s' Morning Pun. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look now, I'm changing.

 

[Dennis]

WHY DO MOTHER IN LAWS ALWAYS GET REDICULD, MINE WAS FANTASTIC. Dennis R 's Morning Pun. What did the traffic light say to the motor car? Don't look now, I'm changing,

 

[Thecheesequeen]

WHY DO MOTHER IN LAWS ALWAYS GET REDICULD, MINE WAS FANTASTIC. Dennis R 's Morning Pun. What did the traffic light say to the motor car? Don't look now, I'm changing,

So was mine. And because of her example, I’m determined to be the best mother-in-law I can be. And I know I’m succeeding because of the way my son-in-law and daughter-in-law treat me.

 

[Barbara V]

The Mother-In-Law​

A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were on holiday in the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The Undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000, or they could have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home for $5000.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried, here in the Holy Land and spend only $150."

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

That one has done the rounds many a time

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Mother-In-Law​

A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were on holiday in the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The Undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000, or they could have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home for $5000.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried, here in the Holy Land and spend only $150."

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

Lol, what a good idea, you don't want especially your mother-in-law come back to life and interfering in your life the rest of your life! Hahaha.

 

[Gsr]

So was mine. And because of her example, I’m determined to be the best mother-in-law I can be. And I know I’m succeeding because of the way my son-in-law and daughter-in-law treat me.

Yes my mother in law was an amazing woman who welcomed me with open arms and became a good friend. I repaid the favour by looking after her when she got dementia, visited her daily when she was in the nursing home to make sure she ate at least one good meal a day. My husband also got on like a house on fire with my mum, maybe because she was only fifteen years older than him(I was born when she was 18). They were great friends and when she passed away at age 57 he was almost as devastated as I was. I think there are far more wonderful mother in laws than bad ones out there.

 

[g-d]

The Mother-In-Law​

A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were on holiday in the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The Undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000, or they could have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home for $5000.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried, here in the Holy Land and spend only $150."

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

 

[Noelahanrahan]

The Mother-In-Law​

A man and his wife and his mother-in-law were on holiday in the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The Undertaker told them they could have her shipped home for $5000, or they could have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home for $5000.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried, here in the Holy Land and spend only $150."

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

 

[Noelahanrahan]

Absolutely love this it's hilarious

 

[MotherGoose]

Yes my mother in law was an amazing woman who welcomed me with open arms and became a good friend. I repaid the favour by looking after her when she got dementia, visited her daily when she was in the nursing home to make sure she ate at least one good meal a day. My husband also got on like a house on fire with my mum, maybe because she was only fifteen years older than him(I was born when she was 18). They were great friends and when she passed away at age 57 he was almost as devastated as I was. I think there are far more wonderful mother in laws than bad ones out there.

Unfortunately not everyone has a positive experience. Because of that, I was determined to be the best mother-in-law that I could be. I was as supportive as possible, I never interfered, I held my tongue (a lot), and I limited my visits because they were running a business (24/7) so their spare time was very precious and I wanted to make sure they had as much time to themselves as possible. However, my (ex) son-in-law had control issues with his own mother that he transferred to me - that is, he just assumed all mothers were the same and I would be like his overbearing mother. As a result, he treated me like dirt. His mother was the mother-in-law-from-hell for my poor daughter. Hopefully I will get the chance to be a good mother-in-law again some day but my daughter is a bit "gun-shy" about marriage now.

 

[deni67]

That one has done the rounds many a time

It doesn't make it any less funny!!