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The Most Famous man That Ever Lived!
One day at Kindergarten, the teacher said to her class of 5 year olds,
"I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man that ever lived."
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "I know. It was St. Patrick."
The teacher replied, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
A little Scottish boy raised his hand and said, "it was St. Andrew."
"I am sorry Ian, that is not correct either."
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
"That's absolutely right Marvin. Come up here and I will give you the $10."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said to him,
"You know Marvin, since you are Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ'."
Taking the $10 and stuffing it in his pocket, Marvin replied,
"Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."
