[Skipton]

The Mirror Doesn't Lie!​

Three friends (a blonde, a brunette and a redhead) are in a bar having a fun time.
The waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there is a magical mirror.
If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded.
However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof.
Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom.
The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there.
“I think I’m the most beautiful person at this restaurant.”
A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead is feeling a little offended.
She decides to show off how smart she is: “I think I’m the smartest person in this restaurant.”
The keys to a Ferrari magically show up in her purse.
The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something:
“I think…” Poof. She is never seen again.

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Mirror Doesn't Lie!​

Three friends (a blonde, a brunette and a redhead) are in a bar having a fun time.
The waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there is a magical mirror.
If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded.
However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof.
Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom.
The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there.
“I think I’m the most beautiful person at this restaurant.”
A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead is feeling a little offended.
She decides to show off how smart she is: “I think I’m the smartest person in this restaurant.”
The keys to a Ferrari magically show up in her purse.
The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something:
“I think…” Poof. She is never seen again.

I want to ask the mirror how many blondes it really takes to screw a lightbulb to settle the matter for once

 

[mOiOz]

I want to ask the mirror how many blondes it really takes to screw a lightbulb to settle the matter for once

That's obvious..., NONE, they couldn't find the screws and all the plant bulbs felt light.

 

[mOiOz]

The Mirror Doesn't Lie!​

Three friends (a blonde, a brunette and a redhead) are in a bar having a fun time.
The waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there is a magical mirror.
If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded.
However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof.
Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom.
The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there.
“I think I’m the most beautiful person at this restaurant.”
A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead is feeling a little offended.
She decides to show off how smart she is: “I think I’m the smartest person in this restaurant.”
The keys to a Ferrari magically show up in her purse.
The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something:
“I think…” Poof. She is never seen again.

Here's one... what's brown, bloodied and lies beaten in the gutter?
A brunette who was telling blonde jokes...!

 

[Tiaura]

The Mirror Doesn't Lie!​

Three friends (a blonde, a brunette and a redhead) are in a bar having a fun time.
The waitress decides to tell them a secret: In the women’s bathroom, there is a magical mirror.
If you tell it something truthful, you will be greatly rewarded.
However, if you lie to the mirror, you will disappear in a poof.
Excited to try this mirror out, the women rush to the restroom.
The brunette decides to show off and claim she is the most beautiful girl there.
“I think I’m the most beautiful person at this restaurant.”
A million dollars appears in her hands.
The redhead is feeling a little offended.
She decides to show off how smart she is: “I think I’m the smartest person in this restaurant.”
The keys to a Ferrari magically show up in her purse.
The blonde, super excited to get something really cool, starts to tell the mirror something:
“I think…” Poof. She is never seen again.

 

[RTS]

As a born again blonde I take exception to blonde jokes.
Twenty percent of people are labelled dumb and stupid just because of their hair colour.
It's like calling all bald men old w$&##@s.

 

[grannyjenn]

I object, too. I've been called all sorts of things because I'm blonde. And it's NOT FUNNY!

 

[mOiOz]

As a born again blonde I take exception to blonde jokes.
Twenty percent of people are labelled dumb and stupid just because of their hair colour.
It's like calling all bald men old w$&##@s.

Good one - especially nowadays,... more youngsters have shaved heads than the number of old, bald men...!

 

[Darron]

I really avoid BLONDE jokes as my daughters - now grown up - both smart and intelligent , they really went though "hell" putting up with "blonde" jokes.