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THE MINI PIANIST
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Will you give me free drinks if I show you something you never saw before? Bartender says "Sure."
The man takes out a little person about 12 inches tall and says, "Watch this."
The little person hops off the bar, climbs onto a piano stool and begins to play.
He plays Tchaikovsky, Gershwin, Billy Joel., Elton John.
Fantastic performance. The bartender says, "How did you ever find this guy?'
The man says that he is an adventurer and was on a trek through the Gobi Desert.
He happened upon a tumble-down house and went inside to see if anything was valuable. He saw an old, corroded brass lamp and when he rubbed it a genie came out. The man said, "The genie offered to grant any wish of mine."
The bartender asked, "Why did you ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
The man says "I actually didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist, but unfortunately the genie was hard of hearing.
And they say size doesn't matter...!
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Will you give me free drinks if I show you something you never saw before? Bartender says "Sure."
The man takes out a little person about 12 inches tall and says, "Watch this."
The little person hops off the bar, climbs onto a piano stool and begins to play.
He plays Tchaikovsky, Gershwin, Billy Joel., Elton John.
Fantastic performance. The bartender says, "How did you ever find this guy?'
The man says that he is an adventurer and was on a trek through the Gobi Desert.
He happened upon a tumble-down house and went inside to see if anything was valuable. He saw an old, corroded brass lamp and when he rubbed it a genie came out. The man said, "The genie offered to grant any wish of mine."
The bartender asked, "Why did you ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
The man says "I actually didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist, but unfortunately the genie was hard of hearing.
And they say size doesn't matter...!
