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The Melons

The Blonde and Her Melons This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.

The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies.

"Cool," the guy says."If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?"

The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are,

You can have BOTH of them!
 

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