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The Media!​

One day at the zoo a young child leaned over the Lion's enclosure wall too far, overbalanced and fell in.​

The lion immediately loped over towards the child and was obviously going to attack.​

Nearby stood a big, muscular and heavily tattooed biker. ​

Without hesitation he leapt into the enclosure, punched the lion in the snout, grabbed the child and climbed out.
Next day in the local newspaper the headlines read:
BRAVE YOUNG MAN CONFRONTS LION AT ZOO, SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH.
The Editor receives several phone calls advising him that the 'brave young man' was actually a member of a biker club.​

The next day there was a new headline in the paper:
BIKIE ASSAULTS INNOCENT LION AT ZOO AND STEALS ITS LUNCH.
Ya just gotta LOVE the media!​