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The Mean Scot
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub?
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Margaret, put your hat and coat on lassie."
She replied, "Awe Jock, that's nice. Are ye taking me tae the pub with ye?"
"Naw," he replied. "I'm switching the heat aff while I'm oot," .
