[mOiOz]

Men say... Point Percy at the Porcelain.....Shake hands with my best friend or unemployed.....Splash the Boots.....Etc

No, they don't... it's usually more dignified like, "I'm gonna take a $#!T....!"

 

[mOiOz]

Going to spend a penny

Or "take the dog for a walk" and "Water the horse".

 

[mOiOz]

When people ask me, "Do you have a toilet?". instead of, Where is the toilet?"
I tell them, "No, we shit in the yard!"

My father always says to someone who has announced they're going to the toilet... "Mention my name and you'll get a good seat!"
And, to a bloke, "If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it!"

PS: I say it to my friends too (You can't blame me, can you!)

 

[mOiOz]

.... and if your throwing up.
Then your driving the porcelain bus.

Or, calling Ralph...
or, calling Bill.

 

[mOiOz]

That is what I always called it - The Throne and the bathroom where it is situated is - The Throne Room.

Ideal for Throne Up..!

 

[Keverall]

very male orientated

Why do most Women call it THE LOO. Where as most Men call it anything BUT LOO or The Other Names as listed.

 

[Nevertiki]

On ship also called "the head"

Had some friends who lived in old inner city house, they were asked by a visitor where the Bathroom was. Left at the hall and second door on right.
BUT if you want the toilet, then right at the hall and last door!

True enough. Older houses are like us older folk; idiosyncratic. Most people I know are in modern houses and have 3 toilets: one in the ensuite bathroom, one in the main bathroom, then one guest toilet downstairs or in the laundry.

 

[Suzanne rose]

Why do most Women call it THE LOO. Where as most Men call it anything BUT LOO or The Other Names as listed.

Maybe it sounds more dignified and polite rather than sh.thouse or dunny

 

[Ivory]

My brother used to say he was going to the shoe wash station, and he excused his habit by saying there was urea in foot cream and he wanted to cut out the middle man

 

[Suzanne rose]

My brother used to say he was going to the shoe wash station, and he excused his habit by saying there was urea in foot cream and he wanted to cut out the middle man

 

[SSCElderberry]

I don't know if this is naming it But I sometimes yell get out of the way I'm coming through.

 

[Suzanne rose]

I don't know if this is naming it But I sometimes yell get out of the way I'm coming through.

 

[mOiOz]

On ship also called "the head"

Had some friends who lived in old inner city house, they were asked by a visitor where the Bathroom was. Left at the hall and second door on right.
BUT if you want the toilet, then right at the hall and last door!

No way, in this lifetime, will I be asking..."Where's the Head?"

 

[saundy]

On ship also called "the head"

Had some friends who lived in old inner city house, they were asked by a visitor where the Bathroom was. Left at the hall and second door on right.
BUT if you want the toilet, then right at the hall and last door!

That is exactly what I would say 2 entirely different rooms, or as I have had it referred to as the smallest room in the house.