[Skipton]

The Little Fire Engine!​

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled around the middle. The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look and said,
''That sure is a nice fire engine.''
The little girl replied ''Thanks!''
The fireman looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles.
The fireman said, ''Little partner, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you tie your rope around the cats collar, I think you could go faster.''
The little girl paused for a moment and then replied,
''You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!''

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Dennis said cruel but good

 

[Darian White]

The Little Fire Engine!​

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled around the middle. The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look and said,
''That sure is a nice fire engine.''
The little girl replied ''Thanks!''
The fireman looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles.
The fireman said, ''Little partner, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you tie your rope around the cats collar, I think you could go faster.''
The little girl paused for a moment and then replied,
''You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!''

Mee.......ow!!!!!!

 

[Stinker]

I do not see anything funny re cruelty to animals.
They cannot stand up for themselves, we have to.
Sure it’s only a joke, but where do we draw the line?
Stinker.

 

[Nana Zorak]

Very funny, it is not about cruelty to animals for christs sake it is a joke. I love animals as much as the next person & am never cruel to them but too much is made of their rights in my opinion. After all the Christians say animals were put here by God for man's benefit & that includes eating them!

 

[Retiree46]

Very funny, it is not about cruelty to animals for christs sake it is a joke. I love animals as much as the next person & am never cruel to them but too much is made of their rights in my opinion. After all the Christians say animals were put here by God for man's benefit & that includes eating them!

Just make sure they are cooked properly...

 

[margie]

 

[Big M]

Very funny, it is not about cruelty to animals for christs sake it is a joke. I love animals as much as the next person & am never cruel to them but too much is made of their rights in my opinion. After all the Christians say animals were put here by God for man's benefit & that includes eating them!

Sorry it does involve cruelty - not good!

 

[Noraya]

Sorry, cant laugh about cruelty!