[Luckyus]

The Lawyer and the Grass-Eaters​

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer. The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children! "Bring them along" replied the lawyer.
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer. The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children! "Bring them along" replied the lawyer.
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."

HAHAHA! I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING AT THIS ONE BUT IT'S HILARIOUS!

 

[Ian1]

HAHAHA! I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING AT THIS ONE BUT IT'S HILARIOUS!

I have heard it before, but it’s no less funny now. I should have known better than to think a lawyer would be so generous as to have all these people share a meal at his dinner table!

 

[Mrs P]

Now Thats a good giggle....

 

[AlPhil]

Also, find this less funny. A disappointing example of human nature.

 

[Cruz]

Very sad for the 2 men, what a cruel lawyer! But it is not a surprise though!!!

 

[WADuck]

Very sad for the 2 men, what a cruel lawyer! But it is not a surprise though!!!

But remember it's only a joke not a real story. (Or is it???)

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer. The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children! "Bring them along" replied the lawyer.
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."

Lawyers are not that bad, are they? Lol

 

[margie]

 

[Mrs P]

Very sad for the 2 men, what a cruel lawyer! But it is not a surprise though!!!

Crikey...Its a Joke. humans dont sit & eat grass........nothing wrong with some sensless humour now & then....Try looking on the bright side of life....it helps....

 

[Juan's]

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer. The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children! "Bring them along" replied the lawyer.
The lawyer turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall."

Oh my God not funny

 

[Macarj]

Also, find this less funny. A disappointing example of human nature.

I think you mean Lawyer nature