I think your in the wrong postCould not bring up todays grandfather joke but will reply with a chemist joke. In the Uk there are two main chemist chains, Timothy Whites and Boots, this young fellow went into Timothy Whites and asked the chemist for some condones, the chemist replied in a haughty voice we do not sell those kind of things try Boots, the youth replied I want to make love to the girl not kick her.