[Skipton]

The last Thing On My Mind​

AN IRISH BOY STANDS CRYING AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
A MAN ASKS HIM “WHAT'S WRONG?” THE BOY SAYS, “ME MA IS DEAD”.
“OH BEJAYSUS” THE MAN SAYS,
“DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL FATHER O' RILEY FOR YOU ?”
THE BOY REPLIES “NO TANKS MISTER,
SEX IS THE LAST TING ON MY MIND AT THE MOMENT.”