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The Hotel
An elderly couple is travelling to visit family, by car.
Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road,
they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room.
They only planned to sleep for four hours and then
get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later,
the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He told the clerk, although it's a nice hotel the rooms certainly
aren't worth $350.00 for four hours.
Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the standard rate.
The man insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him and then explains
that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
conference center that were available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them." the husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could have,"
explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain
that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows
for which the hotel is famous for.
"We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood
and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager
mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it !"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband
gave up and agreed to pay.
As he didn't have the cheque book, he asked his wife
to write the cheque. She did and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.
"But Ma'am, this is made out for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me."
she replied. "But I didn't" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad. I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with senior citizens.....
They didn't get that age by being stupid.
