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The Hiker
During a long hike a man is seen cupping his hand to scoop water to drink from a Scottish Highland lake when a gamekeeper spots him and shouts:
"Dinnae drink the waater! Et's full of coo's shite and piss!"
The man replies: "Sorry, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English please?"
The keeper says, "I'm sorry, I said use two hands – you'll spill less that way."
