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The Golf Lessons
A lady out taking golf lessons and she is doing terrible. The instructor is getting pissed off. He says to her: "listen my dear, we have been out here all day long and we haven't gotten anywhere. You are not listening to what I tell you. Let's try something different. I want you to grab hold of the golf club just like you have hold of your husband's penis." CRACK. Straight down the middle of the fairway. "That's amazing," Says the instructor, "now take the golf club out of your mouth and we'll go for distance."
