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The Glasgow Budgie
A man buy’s a Budgie, It keeps repeating
“Am a Glesga Budgie am hard as f*ck”
After a week the man gets so fed up he buys a Kestrel
Puts it in the cage and said “Let’s see how hard you are now”
Next morning the Kestrels dead, Budgie said
“Am a Glesga Budgie am hard as f*ck”
Man buys a Buzzard puts it in the cage
Next morning the Buzzards dead and the Budgie said
“Am a Glesga Budgie am hard as f*ck”
Man buys a Golden Eagle puts it in the cage
Next morning the Eagles dead and the Budgie has no feathers left?
Budgie says “Hid tae take ma jaikit aff fur that BASTARD”
