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The Geography of Men and Women



THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

They say about women that... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well-developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still, a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like France. She has been through war and vowed never again.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.
 
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