[Cheb]

The flowers​

Bob rings his new girlfriend's doorbell,
carrying a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers,
and drags him inside.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up,
rips her knickers off and says,
"This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," says Bob,
"You must have a vase somewhere!"

 

[RTS]

Not funny, crude.

 

[Dennis]

There is always a place for everything, just a matter of finding it.

 

[antnette]

The flowers​

Bob rings his new girlfriend's doorbell,
carrying a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers,
and drags him inside.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up,
rips her knickers off and says,
"This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," says Bob,
"You must have a vase somewhere!"

The first time that I read this joke it was at a Newsagents in the UK and was on the front of a saucy Postcard. I heard it also a long time ago, from the American Comedian Red Foxx. Not offended.

 

[Gazman]

The flowers​

Bob rings his new girlfriend's doorbell,
carrying a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers,
and drags him inside.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up,
rips her knickers off and says,
"This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," says Bob,
"You must have a vase somewhere!"

 

[Gazman]

Bloody hilarious! LMAO

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The flowers​

Bob rings his new girlfriend's doorbell,
carrying a big bunch of flowers.
She opens the door, sees the flowers,
and drags him inside.
She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up,
rips her knickers off and says,
"This is for the flowers."
"Don't be silly," says Bob,
"You must have a vase somewhere!"

Lol what a silly man instead of getting on with it, he was looking for some where to place the flowers Hahaha

 

[antnette]

Not funny, crude.

Sorry, but there was a warning given about the content, but you opened it anyway.It's like the sign that says " Don't touch Wet Paint", and yet people will touch the paint.

 

[lynn03]

Sorry, but there was a warning given about the content, but you opened it anyway.It's like the sign that says " Don't touch Wet Paint", and yet people will touch the paint.

There's a difference between naughty and crude. This was crude.